White House: Bush Needs Super Powers To Find Bin Laden...

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Colbert’s Word: President Bush is “Powerless” to Catch bin Laden

In case you missed WH Spokeswoman Dana Perino last week, Stephen explains again why President Bush has yet to catch Osama bin Laden.

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“Get off the President’s case. Thanks to Dana Perino, we now know that Bush hasn’t failed to catch bin Laden because of errors in judgment or policy decisions. It’s because he doesn’t have super powers. And he has never claimed to be anything but a human being…chosen by God to fight an axis of evil and defeat a mortal danger to all humanity.”