WATCH: Rumsfeld Says $2.3 TRILLION Missing From Pentagon

OOOPS, huh? I remember this happened sometimes and I piss myself.

Think of all the cool stuff you could do with a tax free 2.3 trillion that no one knows about? You could build fucking CASTLE GREYSKULL on the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON and FILL IT WITH CANDYFLOSS and POGOSTICKS!

He dropped this bomb on September 10th 2001, but that's obviously a massive coincidence.