WATCH: Rubberbandits - Horse Outside

Woooooah. Muir put me on to this crazy ish. This is Ireland's Christmas number one, apparently. We've got some twat called Matt. Still, at least it rhymes.

Have at ye some mental LYRICS for your SING ALONGS.

I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me ............, ask her if she wants a lift back to the hotel, anything goeS, well finger and a shift She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him and Darren ...... , in his Subaru so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside

She said I don't believe ya I said it's fuckin true I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992 I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT you'll arrive in style if you ride with me and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tir na nOg He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away and just before I close the door I look at her and say Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse ya!

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside