WATCH: Dir en Grey - Zan + Clever Sleazoid PV

That's just messed up.

"Have I played you my new favourite Japanese sex puppet goth band yet?" writes Zombiehmaster. "They're called Dir En Grey and I think I may be somewhat in love with them."

Cheers dood. I will have nightmares now. Someone show Marilyn Manson that shit. That's scary.

"AND watch this one too," adds Colin. "'One Day I Will Fuck Your Parents!' Now that's a line!"

Sweet! Subtitles!