WATCH: Dick Cheney Snitches On Self

Dick Cheney is the world's greatest supervillain. Dr Doom is The Shocker compared to Dick Cheney. You think he used to practice that terrifying face/voice combo in the mirror? I think he did. I think he must have. No one is that naturally gifted. Hell naw.

"I am very proud of what we did."

YAAAAAARGH!

"I knew about the waterboarding."

JAIL FOR YOU! JAIL FOR YOU! GET YE HENCE TO ARKHAM THOU FOUL SOD!