WATCH: Ark Music Factory CEO Patrice Wilson's Awesome Propaganda Video

Behold! The man behind Rebecca Black's Friday adresses the universe! "I used to sing back in Eastern Europe and I used to be pretty big."

People who wear sunglasses in interviews never tell lies.

"There’s no difference whatsoever to the songs you hear on the radio today and the songs that we make…I dare you guys to try to compare a song that has so much auto tune vs. one of the artists that we work with. It’s actually less auto tune we use.”

Fair.

Then again, this shit right here is some next level supervillainy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVnBGRIZSQ