Oh my days. Joey just spotted this on Craigslist. Forsooth:
My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
- Location: DC-MD-VA
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: Negotiable
So. Yeah. Any ideas? I suggest you all get the heck in, sharpish. Make this a birthday con to remember!
Rah though... If the kid was DEAF, this girl would be perfect: