Cowel: Raging Against The Rage Against The Machine
Simon Cowell is pissed off with that stupid internet campaign to get fellow Sony BMG act Rage Against The Machine to Christmas number one instead of his X-Factor moppet.
“Me having a No 1 record at Christmas is not going to change my life particularly,” he said at a press conference today. ""It does however change these guys' moppets' lives and we put this opportunity there so that the winner of the X Factor me and my dark masters gets the chance of having a big hit record get to engage in more rampant wealth consolidation.
"I think it's quite a cynical campaign geared at me which is actually going to spoil the party for these three me and my Dark Masters.
"I also think it's incredibly dismissive of the people who watch and enjoy the show drooling fat sea calves we leech off like hungry suckfish... to treat our audiences sea calves as if they're stupid and I don't like that."
Simon, Young Jeezy has something to say to you.