R Kelly is well fed up of being called a paedo, he has revealed to Black Entertainment Television, in Americaland:
"I have some 19-year-old friends, but I don't like anyone illegal if that's what we are talking about, underage."
And, just to baffle us with logic, he added:
"If you were charged with something and found innocent, then you can't be found guilty for being found innocent."
So he never got a small girl to piss on him. In fact, he was cleared of 21 counts of making and owning child pornography, just this June. And he probably had nothing to do with Aaliyah's first album being called 'Age Ain't Nothing But a Number', when she was like 14, and he was mentoring her. And he probably never married her in secret, the couple having lied about her age, when she was 15. There was also that 'She's Got That Vibe' song that he definitely didn't write about her. When she definitely wasn't 12.
R Kelly definitely isn't a paedo then.
Glad that's sorted.