Madonna: Baby Stealing Fail

Madonna: Child Catcher Fail The BBC reports that Egyptian River Dwelling Pop Tycoon Madonna  has failed in her bid to steal adopt a second baby.

"I must have to decline to grant the application to Madonna," judge Esmie Chondo said in a ruling following a closed-door hearing... In the ruling, read out outside the court, the judge also voiced concerns about the potential ramifications a ruling in Madonna's favour might have on adopted children's human rights.

"By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children, the courts by their pronouncements could actually facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individuals," she said.

That and the fact that the poor child would end up living a life something like Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's daughter in Eyes Wide Shut (one of the best movies EVAH, and the ultimate statement on the Western Condition, if you haven't watched it).

"Yeah Madonna seems to think that any African child is hers for the taking, like she's watching Oxfam adverts like they're video catalogues," wrote Ben Official the other day. "Chifundo James is four! years of age, her birth mother died at 18 years of age (Fucked up) so Madonna thinks the best thing to do to ensure this child isn't left in a similar position to that of her MOTHER! is to steal the child and raise her as her own, im sure thats just what her poverty stricken nowdead at 18 years mother would have dreamt on the day of her birth "if only an ugly evil lookin' white devil would come and steal my child from me so her record sells would go up and nobody could mention that she looks like skeletor in a leotard"."