BEHOLD: The Terrifying Reality Of Marzipan Babies!

Until just now, I had no idea Marzipan Babies was a thing. Now I do, and my life is ruined. You know they're not even made of marzipan? They're made of silicon. The freaks who make them just call them marzipan babies so the freaks that by them think they're gonna get to bite their little heads off.

THANKS VERY MUCH GIRLFRIEND WHO SENT ME THIS TERRIFYING FILTH!

Of course, as it is now my burden, I must share it with you. Brothers and sisters! Marzipan Babies! They're  A Thing!

My apologies.