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HOORAY! It's THE WEB EXCLUSIVE WEB SWAG BAG!

So, when we were out on tour, we were doing this ace swag bag, which contained 4 CDs and a poster and some badges for the amazing super deal price of £25. it was David Da VINYL's idea, he is a clever man with much to give to the world. Anyway, since then, people have been asking me to do one on line, for THE WORLD (and the CHILDREN), and now, finally, I have found some time to do just that. YES! LADIES AND Gs! IT IS MY VERY JOYOUS HONOUR TO PRESENT TO YOU,

THE EXCLUSIVE AKIRA THE DON WEB SWAG BAG!

5 signed CDs! 1 Vintage ATD shirt!

3 Badges! 2 signed posters!

PLUS! Exclusive hand drawn Don-doodle! As in, a doodle, hand drawn by me!

ALL OF THIS FOR ONLY £30!

WOW!

What you get:

CDs: The Life Equation, Living In The Future, The Omega Sanction, Thieving, Stunners 130 T Shirt: Grey vintage ATD logo tour shirt 3 random ATD badges, and 2 posters: The Life Equation & Dawn of The Don.

Add a note to your order or email akirathedon at gmail.com with your order number to specify any messages or names you want signed.

Maybe you have none of this, in whihc case you are IN LUCK! Or maybe you have some of it already, in whihc case YOU ARE IN LUCK TOO, and you will have SPARES or things to GIVE TO YOUR PALS! either way, EVERYONE'S A WINNER!

GO FORTH AND GET THY SWAG!

Meanwhile, I am officially OFF HONEYMOON and ON THE HORSE. Right now the horse involves TEACHING MYSELF FINAL CUT PRO X and editing THE EPIC AS FUCK DONNISH INQUISITION NUMBER 2! I answered ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS! ALL OF THEM! OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

 

Lush

So I fell alseep on the sofa after 5, and was awakened gently by Super Phil at 6:20, and it transpired Bird left my bag with my passport in it at the venue last night. But Bird's got me another ID card, so we're outside waiting for Jeff to pick us up at 6:30. And at midday we're in LA, and soon after that we're in Interscope's offices,and I'm filling a bag with Nirvana, Guns N Roses, Gilbert And Sullivan, Dre, Peter Gabriel, Police and other such back catalogue. Jimmy Iovine has a signed letter from Tupac and a video console that won't switch on. And loads of ideas. A balcony. A lush view. LA is lush to look at, from these places of advantage. Like, later we visit Jeff and Trent's, and there's this fucking alien cat that loves me, and an incredible, incredible view, of this desolate wilderness spattered with money.

It was a lovely day.

But in the nighttime it is hard not to see that LA is awash with cunts. It is a sad and massive amount of cunts, and I am not sure whether it is sad because this is what the world did to them, or because this is what they do to the world, or because they are cunts, and you can see their faces rotting right in front of your eyes.