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ATD13: Ninja Babies Are The Future

I did it again! I saw the rain that fell in the night while you were asleep, and I made you a mixtape. it has more me on it than ever before. There seem to be 13 me songs. That is a lot. You should be aware that I have kept aside a bunch for the next one. Some fucking BANGERS as well. Anyway. Highlights of this include a topical reworking of R Kelly's Ignition, the speaker busting Why Lout? reunion that is Trouble, Narstie's love song, Scratch from The Roots' mouth-only BANGER, Morty's verse about not giving people blowjobs because she's 15, me and Trey's fucking insane musical collision... Envy in general. Man, it's all amazing. I got a bunch of Dego Brown production on here AND a Son Of King Rebel guitar solo. And lots of swang.

Tracklisting: Akira The Don ft Why Lout? - Trouble * T.I. - Why You Wanna Lil Wayne - Georgia Bush Young Jeezy ft Sizzla, Akon, Shabba Ranks & Vibes Cartel - Soul Survivor (Gun Session Remix) Akira The Don ft Envy & Pixel - Doobeydoo-Baw! (Ride) Dangerdoom- Corndogs Akira The Don ft Bashy - Oh! Envy & Morty - Bak Off! ATD To The Third Degree - White Whores Akira The Don & Envy - I Love You Ninjah - Mastercard Akira The Don ft Jack Nimble & Marv The Marsh - Admission (Remix) RZA ft ODB - Black Widow Pt 2 Akira The Don ft Dego Brown & Morty - Under The Rainbow (Remix) Adam Green - Nat King Cole 3rd Degree - Back In The Day Trae ft Fat Pat & Pimp C - Swang (Remix) Jadakiss ft Lil Wayne - Swangin'v Trae ft HAWK & Fat Pat - Swang (Chopped and Screwed) DJ Screw & ESG - Swangin And Bangin Scratch - 15 Layer Freestyle Scratch, Dego Brown, Morty, Pixel & Akira The Don - Rapping On A 15 Layer Freestyle Akira The Don - Never Go Out ft. Big Pun & The Smiths 13 & God - Men Of Station Pixel ft Marv The Marsh & Akira The Don - Keep It Movin Akira The Don ft Narstie - Wonderwall Akira The Don - Warlord

* - extra guitar by Son Of King Rebel

Cover star - Jesse James Hitchman. Photo by Flan.

Lush

So I fell alseep on the sofa after 5, and was awakened gently by Super Phil at 6:20, and it transpired Bird left my bag with my passport in it at the venue last night. But Bird's got me another ID card, so we're outside waiting for Jeff to pick us up at 6:30. And at midday we're in LA, and soon after that we're in Interscope's offices,and I'm filling a bag with Nirvana, Guns N Roses, Gilbert And Sullivan, Dre, Peter Gabriel, Police and other such back catalogue. Jimmy Iovine has a signed letter from Tupac and a video console that won't switch on. And loads of ideas. A balcony. A lush view. LA is lush to look at, from these places of advantage. Like, later we visit Jeff and Trent's, and there's this fucking alien cat that loves me, and an incredible, incredible view, of this desolate wilderness spattered with money.

It was a lovely day.

But in the nighttime it is hard not to see that LA is awash with cunts. It is a sad and massive amount of cunts, and I am not sure whether it is sad because this is what the world did to them, or because this is what they do to the world, or because they are cunts, and you can see their faces rotting right in front of your eyes.