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Blob Badge Season 2 = SWAG

SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

Blob Season 2 Badges Are in And They Are Beautiful! SO SO BEAUTIFUL. And rare. Just 100 exist. And ever will. Get yours now! One comes free with every order in the shop, or you can buy a pack of them.

I only got one of the season one Blob badges left as well. It's on my Wizard Hoodie.

Now all I need is the Kidnapping T Shirts and the ********** T shirts to come in. I am going to cross my balls.

On second thought, I'm not. I'll just bribe the Snow God or something.

OK, I gotta go do an interview. I just told Twitter (2000 strong, 200,000 this time next year!) I was going to bed to play Angry Birds on my Z Phone, but I forgot I had an interview to do for Manga Studio that I promised I'd do at 11pm on Friday. I'M SORRY MANGA STUDIO!

Mmm, packets of Blob badges.

ATD's Jail And Destitution for You Andrew Crossley Round

So, my first attempt at fashioning and presenting a round for a pub quiz was an unequivocal success, thanks for asking. Not one person in the room knew the answer to the first question, "Name the artist and the song from these amazing opening lines: I Went home with the waitress/the way I always do", which was pretty shocking, but they got into the rest with admirable enthusiasm. Ufck it then, I'll post the rest of the questions here, and you can answer them in the comments. Remeber, if you use Google, you are only cheating yourself.

Oh, and the round was called Akira The Don's Jail And Destitution for You Andrew Crossley round. Get in!

1:

NAME THIS TUNE AND THE ARTIST FROM THESE AMAZING OPENING WORDS: "I Went Home With The Waitress The Way i Always Do"

1 POINT EACH!

2:

(Play the start of I Fought The Law as performed by The Clash) WHO WROTE IT? 1 POINT!

3:

Scooter's Jumping All Over the World is one of the songs ACS Law were monitoring for... Where are Scooter from? a: Germany? b: Denmark? c: Austria?

1 POINT!

4:

Work out the band and song title from these two things. WIRELESS BLOW JOB MY NAME IS EARL STING 2 POINTS!

5:

Alestorm are an awesome pirate metal band. They sound like this: (play a song) Which of these is not a song by Pirate Metal band Alestrom? a: Nancy the Tavern Wench b: Black Pig c: P is for Pirate d: Wenches & Mead 1 POINT!

6:

(Play Their Law By The Prodigy and PWEI) One member of a band behind this is now a famous soundtrack composer WHAT IS HIS NAME? WHAT WAS HIS FIRST MOVIE SCORE? 2 POINTS!

7:

PLAY: I've Changed My Plea To Guilty by Morrissey What three words were aously used by a judge to describe Morrissey? 3 POINTS!

8:

AND FINALLY!

If you ever get one of those speculative letters accusing you of downloading porn or music, there is one rock solid defence open to you, a defence made famous in 2001 single, by a former marine:

NAME THE ARTIST!

AND NAME THE SONG!

2 POINTS EACH.

POW!

There  you go. How did you do? Well I hope. You are reading this, after all, I expect a ceratin degree of musical sophistication.

Ha!

Anyway, have at ye a warning: As work on AkiraTheDon.com Version 5.0 draws to its earth shattering conclusion, you can expect some downtime over the weekend. OK?

Great.

Thank you, and good day.

Rested

After a nice little rest, I am back in London with a pink pack of eyeballs on my case. That shit looked nice on IE, but fucked up Mozilla. I don't know what it was doing to Macs. So he will live to the right. Read a bunch of Hilaire Belloc's The History Of England Vol XI, From The First Invasion By The Romans To The Ascension Of King George The Fifth on the train. I now realise that we are living in an oligarchy. Well, a strange, new fangled sort of oligarchy masked as a democracy. With a bit of a monarchy. But it is an oligarchy, nonetheless.

This book was published in 1915, and, interestingly, predicted that Russia would do what America has. The author is also in favour of true aristocracy, and I can see his point.