Hi Kids. It is snowing in London, for no good reason. Isn't this supposed to be, um, Spring? Is this something to do with global warming? How about all those fuckin' jellyfish, multiplying like fucking rats after a bamboo feast? Strange times indeed, when a brutish gang of jellies can storm a Salmon farm and get away with it. Did you hear about that shit? They fuckin' merked those salmon! All of them! They stormed in, all wobbly and 98% water, hardly there at all, and MERKED the salmon to DEATH. POW!

Yessir. So I am going to see Pydos In Spydos over the otherside of town, who are filming a video for their ace pop song Le Chat, then I'm gonna go to a wedding. You, you can read this stuff.

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