The War With Iran Has Begun!

It's going to happen very soon. The great event that will end the horror. That will end the sorrow. Next Tuesday, when the sun goes down, I will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards. This will reverse the effects of the world's mad plunge into suffering for the last 200 million years. What a lovely night that will be. What a sigh of relief, as the senile robins become bright red again, and the retired nightingales pick up their dusty tails, and assert the majesty of creation! Leonard Cohen

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That's what it says when you try go THERE.

Shocking.

OK, I gotta go link my boy Joey Driscol in a sec down Brixton - dude's shooting a video before fucking off to Africa for a few months. Yeah, we jealous! Whatever though - I got stuff to do here. Things are heating up. I'm spending the next week or so meeting potential co-producers for the next album. I got a ton of songs ready to make Serious. To get you lot all wet and ready, I'm a drop ATD15 on your heads within the fortnight.

OK?

Good.

Meanwhile, there is plently of hot stuff out there for you to Consume. That new serious of Curb is intensely funny, so far. The Chamillionaire LP is brilliant. There's a hot new Wu box set out that collects some seriously brilliant Clan material, solo and not so. Raekwon's new mixtape gets really good half way through. And Frisky Dingo's back! Get in!

In other news, speaking on CNN, Colonel Sam Gardiner tells us, "the war with Iran has begun".

LAME.