The Virginity Badger

Yes, I know I never told you, that's cos I NEVER KNEW! But we have a gig tomorrow. In London. Holloway Road. Place called Nambucca. Yes we do. Me and my band. Lovely band it is. Hot with burning. Sticky with feeling. Rampant, in fact.

Do you know what a condom is?


And the Virginity Badger?

You better listen to this story, hadn't you.

It is by The Svenhunter, who occasionally masquerades as one of my little brothers. It is about condoms and Wales. And the Virginity Badger. Of course.