The Unrepentant Ozzer

News Bird: "Why don't you take your glasses off?" Kid: "Mmm... nah. Nah. I'll leave these on. I like them." News Bird: "Take of those glasses and apologise to us." Kid: "I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses." News Bird (indignant): "Why not?" Kid: "Cos... they're famous." News Bird: "I suggest you go away and take a long hard look at yourself." Kid: "I have. Everyone has. They love it."