All my life, I done wanted a proper massage, like they have in Kung Fu movies and stuff.

Well, guess what happened on Saturday?


Now that is what I call a Christmas present.

I was very pleased with myself cos I didn't get a boner. And I felt like I'd done drugs afterwards. CLEAN DRUGS. PPF, you rule. All bow down.

That pic up there? Wonchop did that. He is well good. Which reminds me - an update of the Donarmy and Gallery sections is coming this week.

Hey, you lot wanna get in the Hypocrite video?