The Dance.

Sometimes, you get hit by a bus.

And it is NOT YOUR FAULT, bubba, if you get hit by a bus. And they don't care if you were on your way down the Co Op to pick up your Nan's pills or whatever. Buses don't care, and buses don't discriminate. When buses run people over, they don't check if those people happen to be particularly busy or anything. They just run them over. POW!

I saw a guy on a bike get hit by a bus once actually. Well, he went under it. It was not pretty.

So there dies that terrible analogy. Suffice to say, I am feeling a little queer, compared to my usual. Perhaps it is sing hosanna ACES and perhaps it is BAD with flashing lights and a helicopter chasing after it. How would I know? I know very little, in the piffling scheme of things, let alone that Grand one.

But hey! I know when I am leaving now. Forsooth:

NARKCIEWICZ/ADAM

ATTN:TRINKA BAGGETTA INTERSCOPE

2220 COLORADO AVE

SANTA MONICA CA 90404

VIEW TRIP NBR....WFQ6XS

17 AUG 05 - WEDNESDAY UNITED 925 COACH CLASS EQUIP-PLANE CHANGE LV: LON / HEATHROW 435P ONE STOP MILES- 5456 CONFIRMED AR: LOS ANGELES 1205A ELAPSED TIME-15:30 ARVL DATE-18 AUG SEAT-23B/ 9D DINNER-SNACK-MOVIE CONFIRMED AISLE SEATS

Yeah isle seats on a long flight (but I do love gazing with awe out the window), BOO spelling my government name wrong. See why I rarely use it?

I will though.

By the way - as I travel through the internet, I make notes in Notepad to remind myself of where to send gently encourage you to read. Cos I am collapsing now, today I post raw notes:

BULLSHITTING!

STOLEN!

SAFE FUTURE!

UNSAFE FUTURE! DISS!

(And if you only read one, read this one:)

CHAUVINISTS!

My bones ache. Goodnight and Skygod Bless. Allah Bless. Fonz Bless. Everybody, who is in the position to - Bless. Each and every one. It helps. While some of us can sleep with soppy smiles on big pillows, others twist and turn in beds of tears and shit. I wish it were not so. But so it is. So at the very least, BLESS.

Nos da pobl.

STOP PRESS! They changed my flight and now I am on Virgin. WHOO! Loads of ace movies and Streetfighter 2 and socks and toothbrushes and a little notebook and pencil in a translucent green bag! BOSH! IN THE HOUSE!