The Army.

Lalalalalalala, this is my job, lalalalalalala.

See, you have to fucking love the crazy brain of R Kelly. Watch the five videos. 1,2 and 4 are the monsters, 4 'specially. 5 is just a let down. To me. Maybe you like it best. But you're wrong. Like Alex was wrong when he said Road Trip was better than Harold and Kumar. It so wasn't.

Here, this is hilarious. And so's this. Butter up, buttercup, here's you Orwellian Word Of The Day. Pay attention baby, this is for you!

Crimestop: "The faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction. In short....protective stupidity."

My old man was watching UK-population-horror-and-retardation-acceptance experiment Big Brother (the telly show) earlier. I had my back to it, bit I heard it, and was filled with a powerful dread, and a great sorrow. I am very glad I don't have a television now. The speed with which I have seen people sucked back into that crazy bullshit is fucking phenomenal. Honestly, throw it out of the fucking window. You won't miss anything.