Telephone Taliban

"My God," wrote my Old Man. "Over a quarter of a century has passed since those halcyon days when you used to throttle your little brother Maz and push him down the stairs - we're all getting very old." That's as maybe, but I am liking this progression, myself. I just leveled up in my music making - three crazy joints yesterday, two today. Tego sent me the brand new Dre produced Method Man tune, and it's rubbish. Well, Mef is rubbish. Beat's nuts. So I stole the beat and rinsed it, and now it is ACE. Mef, get the fuck back on son, you look DUM down there, Iusu Grist.

Anyway, I had a lovely birthday thank you very much for all your messaging and telephoning and sending of the things. Made songs, copped an very good movie, which was a friller and and everything - I forget the title already, but it's the new Spike Lee joint, and it is SICK, and made three times as good as it would have been by the music which is some updated seventies cop show shit and just REEKS of illness. Rah. And afterwards I went and saw Jeres and Soraya, and we sussed out a cover of Borderline which I might just drop on you soon. So. Dr Havard Davies sent me the following, which is rather terrifying:

"fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!"


In other news, an English man who used to run a mobile disco, foisted a nasty house version of Kung FU Fighting on the charts last decade, and raps in an American accent is the United Kingdom's reprasentative at this year's Eurovision Song Contest I hope the Finnish death metal entry eat him.

Oh, and the Navy are spending 10 million on advertising. That is just WEIRD.