Stop Helping The Daily Mail

dailymail Damn, why is everybody so surprised that The Daily Mail printed a horrible article about how it was Stephen Gately's fault he died 'cos he was an evil commie drug munching homo or something? It's what they do! I'd have been most surprised had they not ran an article about how it was Stephen Gately's fault he died 'cos he was an evil commie drug munching homo or something.

Come now. And really, all this frantic re-tweeting and posting on Facebook, how is that helping? The Daily Mail is but a shoddy old newsrag. The people who buy it will be dead soon, and then it won't matter... unless it gets a sizable internet readership, which will only happen if people share its articles with their friends and... do you see where I'm going here? STOP SHARING DAILY MAIL ARTICLES! You are helping them! You are Spreading The Hate! Don't Spread The Hate! Laugh at the hate, chuckle - ah ha ha! - but please don't spread it around as if it were peanut butter and jam and the internet was a great big sandwich and your people were starving.

Wanna know what happens in those sorts of instances?

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Yeah.

That happens. Do you want that to happen? NO. That's right. So stop it. Thank you.

EDIT: For those outside the UK, The Daily Mail is a tabloid newspaper with a cartoonish right wing agenda. Oooh.