So are we all

I think today was the first day of spring. I spent most of it in here making the noises be at the right levels.

Things remain farcical at home. Running water has been reinstated upstairs, so we can flush the toilet, but we can't use the bath yet. I haven't had a shower since Saturday. My hair looks caveman fresh though.

Marek is building my super machine. Wade is going to LA with David. I am going to Wales to shoot a video for Patrick. My next single will be set in Miami.

commentary at Realest Niggas, but for now, this must surely be the sound of the bathtub overflowing?

Monday Night Fight Klub announced that it will host the "Battle of Four" if 50 Cent, Jadakiss, The Game and Fat Joe agree to participate.

Fight Klub, the underground emcee battle, proposes to amicably end the present beef by organizing a battle between the aforementioned feuding rappers. Borrowing a boxing match formula, the contestants would lyrically spar in front of a crowd for a grand prize of $1 million dollars. 50, Jada, Game and Joe have yet to agree to the battle.

Monday Night Fight Klub often provides a stage for upstart artists to gain exposure. Jin previously won a $50,000 battle at Fight Klub while Remy Ma's buzz grew bigger when she defeated Lady Luck twice at the event and won a $20,000.