Smash Stuff

Quitting fags sucks ass.

Having your govenment make like they're Wes Craven all day's worse though.

Watch The Power Of Nightmares.

Donald Rumsfeld is pretty funny dude. "The fact of the matter is," quoth he the other day, "if Saddam Hussein were still in power in Iraq, he would be rolling in petrol dollars. Think of the price of oil today. He would have so much money. And he would be seeing the Iranians interested in a nuclear program, he would be seeing the North Koreans developing a nuclear program, and he'd say well why shouldn't he - and he would. So we're fortunate that he's gone."

Oh my sides.

Speaking of jokes, Bush's old Yale buddy and fellow Bonesman John "Rollover" Kerry reckons he's going to run for president again.

I LIVE IN BIZZARO WORLD AND I WISH I WAS A FISHERMAN!