Yeah, they're pretty. And they're just the prototypes! The finished versions will be JUST LIKE THOSE, but better.
Next week they'll be ready.
Oh, go on then, you can preorder.
I'll throw in a copy of The Omega Sanction on CD, and I'll write on them if you like.
The Akira The Don Plimsoll is just £19.99!
The Akira The Don Hi Tops are just £24.99!
Who needs love when there's Akira The Don shoes? I'm so excited!