No I Do Not Give A Fuck About John Prescot, Grow Up.

Power of the internet! Yesterday this guy had a dozen thousand hits. Now he's got three million and he's getting his threesome! What a wonderful world! Saying that, Haliburton just announced record profits. Again.

"The Houston-based company reported first-quarter net income of $488 million, or 91 cents per share, versus $365 million, or 72 cents per share in the year-earlier quarter.

Net income for the quarter from continuing operations was 90 cents per share, beating analysts consensus forecast of 88 cents per share, according to Reuters Estimates.

Revenue rose to $5.21 billion from $4.78 million a year earlier."

Come on! Jesus jack jumping Christ on a monorail, this is beyond taking this piss! This is post-looting! This is post-irony! This is post-weird! This is fucked in the face!

No-bid-fucking-ridiculous contract-winning, war-profiteering, oil-price-fixing, government running, New Orleans raping, human slave trading, genocidal SCUM, son, what the motherfuck? What dimension is this? Thank fuck for quantum physics - if I had to believe for one second that this was it, this was the be all and end all, I would fucking implode.

Serious.

I heard Finland are entering a heavy metal act called Lordi at this year's Eurovision. I like that. I like that a lot.

OK, that's me for the minute. See you tonight! It's gonna be RAH!