Hide The Nukes - Blair's BACK!!!


Oh goody!

From the BBC:

Tony Blair will be the UK's official candidate for EU president, Baroness Kinnock has apparently confirmed.

Argh! EU president? Shit! Since when was there one of them? And how many bombs do them EUs got between them anyway? Fuck!

"The UK government is supporting Tony Blair's candidature for president of the Council [of EU governments]," said Lady Kinnock. "It is the government's position. I am sure they would not do that without asking him. People know who he is, and he could step into this new role with a lot of respect and he would be generally welcomed."

Damn right people know who he is! He is a world famous mass murderer, a filthy lying swineherd with the instincts of a hyena and the manners of a billygoat. He posseses of the most demonic smile this side of grant Morrisson's Joker. Yeah we know this punk - but what kind of freak will welcome him? Who invites a vampire into their house, but a drooling waterhead who deserves everything that's coming to him? Ye gods!

The precise role of the EU president has not been laid out. The Swedish government, which currently holds the six-month EU presidency, has suggested drawing up a proper job description before seeing which available political figure fits it best.

Good thinking, Swedes! Anyone else in this barmy EU with any sense?

Ireland was the only EU member state to hold a public vote on the treaty, which must be ratified by all 27 countries. The treaty was rejected in that referendum last June. It will hold a second referendum in the autumn. The post will only be created if the Lisbon Treaty is ratified by all EU states - Ireland is to hold a second referendum in October.

Oh good lord. Oh sweet shitting Jesus and the orphans. Do they got Diebold over there? Why do they gots to say no twice? This is horrorful! My Irish friends! Our future is in your hands! DON'T LET US DOWN!