Goblin Party

Hello people of the universe. My name is Kieran The Dog, and today I am in Caerdydd. I type from a nice bench at the back of the point - a venue, wot is a converted church by the bay of the Caerdydd. Zabrinski are soundchecking. They are ace. Ninjah Jones just turned up in a nice wedding outfit. Goblin Baz, whose pre-wedding party this is, has bought 17 bottles of champagne. We are playing at 11:30. Clever!

Mary says, "Jack Daniels is a glorious drink. Love to one and all."

I say: