Fire

Kylie just arrived and says she is taking me to "do" my "deal". I was expecting a phone, so there you go. I hope this isn't all a ploy. If we're off to meet Robert Mugabe I'm going to be very ticked off. Also, the subject of Robert Kilroy Silk was just raised. And what is Bowie doing pretending he still fucks Iman in those Tommy Hilfiger ads? Why does he need to do that? Jackie Chan pays himself $100,000 a year and the rest goes to charity. Anyway, Mathew says I have to be there "NOW", bless him. So I shall be off. Isn't fire lovely?