Diebold, bitch, DIEBOLD!

"It's not who votes that counts. It's who counts the votes."Joseph Stalin

Obomber got stitched! Electronic voting machines are a motherfucker.

It takes ONE MINUTE to hack one of those fuckers. Bang in a memory card and you're done. Booya!

ELSEWHERE ON PLANET MONG!

After last month's distressing news, in which actor and rapper Will Smith admitted to studying Scientology via crazed demon lord Tom Cruise ("the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism", said he), it has emerged that The Fresh Prince is actively rerouting folks to the alien/satan worshiping "religion".

It is traditional for "stars" to distribute gifts, known as "wrap presents" to cast and crew members upon completion of a movie. After finishing the forthcoming comedy Hancock, Smith gave his co-workers gift cards redeemable for a "personality test" at their local Scientology center.

This is a crap gift for two reasons - these tests are evil scams designed to outline "personality flaws" in the victim that only Scientology can "fix", and ASIDE FROM THAT, the tests are free anyway. What a CHEAP TOSSER!

In other news, Tom Cruise has reached OT Level VII in Scientology. Apparently this means he can "control others from a distance, or create his own universe... a person who is able to create illusions perceivable by others at will."

Awesome!