Day 8

If one were to take British newspapers seriously today, one would be under the impression that: Most peadophiles are loners, and should be hunted down like dogs.

Liza Mineli's ex-husband is a greater danger to the world than Coca Cola, climate change, and George Bush combined.

Women who get drunk deserve to be raped.

Ho! Ho!

It is a rotten world on the newstands.

It is also a rotten day in the middle of England. Fucking it down with rain it is. Ew!

We are playing Leicester's Charlotte tonight. What a beautiful name!