If one were to take British newspapers seriously today, one would be under the impression that: Most peadophiles are loners, and should be hunted down like dogs.
Liza Mineli's ex-husband is a greater danger to the world than Coca Cola, climate change, and George Bush combined.
Women who get drunk deserve to be raped.
It is a rotten world on the newstands.
It is also a rotten day in the middle of England. Fucking it down with rain it is. Ew!
We are playing Leicester's Charlotte tonight. What a beautiful name!