David Hasselhoff Is A Fucking G part 2

My favourite bit is when he catches the fish at the end and bites into it, CHOMP!

I'm transcribing my chat with dude now. Here's an exert:

"I'm working on a concert now, with Google, and they said, 'you're the most downloaded guy on the internet'. I said, no! And they said, 'yes'. Well you see, they said, 'more people are downloading, and trying to get information on you than anybody' and he showed me, on one site, one night there was..."

Hoff leans forward, conspiratorially, and whispers,

"29 million searches."

He sits back, puts his great big long Hoffy arms behind his head, and smiles.

"I was like, well! 29 million people wanna know about me! I mean, what's to know? Either that or 1 million people are sitting there hitting it 29 million times."

OK, we all know how to Ghost Ride the whip... but what about the bus? According to the ever enlightening Urban Dictionary:

"When you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on. nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work."

Word.