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Man, I fucking love this future business, it is fucking hilarious. Check the blog of one Michael Bay, director of such classics as Bad Boys, Armageddon, Bad Boys 2, and Pear Harbour. Sample post:

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 Hottest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Chick

Rachel Leigh Cook wins over Mena Survari and Christina Ricci.

RLC is on her way down, and speaking of going down, Rachel was asking about "work" lately. I said she should get double D's. It's good when a girl's hungry for work, and by work I mean cock.

Wow. Mike Bay. Man. Tool of The World Bankers. Friend of womankind. Let's keep this progressive! And a Pear Harbour sequel! Oh yeah!

I am having a rare evening away from the noise making to visit the opening of a new Robert Crumb exhibition in Whitechapel, old school free booze and ponces. Robert Crumb is my boy. He spent fucking years piggyback riding fat ladies around North America. OK!

This is pretty interesting - they've got microchips in some paralysed dude's brain that let him turn on the TV by thinking. I guess he has to think really hard, like, "TV!" The bit that got me though, was this line:

"Studies have shown that monkeys can control a computer with electrodes implanted into their brain."

WHOAAAAAAAAAAH! Shit!

"Monkeys can control a computer with electrodes implanted into their brain."

Think about that! What are these monkeys doing, playing Tekken? Has Michael Howard hired them all? Etc.?