Between rock and a harder place...

Cazals are the best band in the world. Appart from the 80s Matchbox. And Akira The Don And The Women. And Pink Grease. Wow, how amazing this country is in this modern age. I hear the children singing rap song out my window and they are awesome. I am in Kerrang! today, which is wicked. Funny the things they pick up on mind. I didn't say men should beat women with rocks for starters! Even Lil' Flip wouldn't say that! Still though, I only have to be in Smash Hits now and buy a trampoline and my boyhood dreams will have all come true.