Batman And Robin: WO

batmanandrobin1 That new Batman & Robin by Grant Morrison and Frank Quietly?

That shit is wo.

Am I writing this the way it sounds? Cos the way it sounds (and I said it out loud about fifteen times reading the thing) might have more "w" in it than that.

Like,

Wwo.

Nah, that doesn't get it.

Really it sounds like,

Woe

But that means something else and I don't want you to get it fucked up.

WOA.

Problem is, that implies an "ah".

Aint no "ah."

Just,

w

And

O

Like,

wO.

Fuck it.

Like this:

Goddit?

OK. We're on the same page.

Like Batmand and Robin and fuckin TOAD.

See that?

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WO.

Basically, there's a new Batman and Robin. New Batman is old Robin, Dick Grayson (kind of a douche), and new Robin is Batman's test-tube grown son, bastard brat-genius Damian Wayne. The new dynamic is ace.Oh, and there's a new Batmobile (yeah, they built a better one) that fuckin' flies.

PLUS! There's a new villain.

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That guy. He's called Pyg (as mentioned in Batman 666). He's like a cross between Jack Nicholson's Joker and something out of Itchy The Killer. I had a nightmare about him last night. He chased me around Beaumaris and chopped my eyeballs out of my head with a potato peeler. True story.

That is powerful comics, bubba. Like,

WO.