Attack Of The Flying Saucers

Coming to a sky near you:

Government controlled flying saucers that taser you in the ASS!

Taser International, the company behind the increasingly-used and quite lethal weapons (a Polish man died recently after being tasered twice at Vancouver Airport) is currently hard at work "developing a mini-flying saucer like drone which could also fire Taser stun rounds on criminal suspects or rioting crowds".

The company expects the crazy thing "to be launched next year and to be sold internationally", writes AFP.

In other news, The Jackson 5 have reformed, and Morrissey is going on tour.

Good times!