Andre 3000 and Bush: Superfriends!

Whaddya mean, Andre 3000’s doing a gig for the Republicans at the GOP convention in New York next Sunday? WEIRD, huh? Maybe it is an untruth.

But maybe not. I saw the dude on TV the other week saying he wasn’t sure who to vote for. Like, duh! Vote Nader! Go on! Make a REALLY STUPID POINT!

I mean, we all know Kerry is an inherently wrong Zionist freak.

But he is not Dick Cheney’s retarded monkey.

Speaking of whom, here’s Captain Douche admitting the truth about his domestic policy the other week:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

HAHAHA! Watch him say it in real life here, and cop Dr Evil on the left wince when he drops the clanger…

Anyway, I was thinking about buying a book, and somehow ended up here. Whoah! What a load of freaks!