All Aboard The Roflcopter

Wow. Anyone heard this new Girls Aloud joint? It's called Hoxton Heroes and it is a straight up DISS of, like, well, a bunch of indie bands. Who'd a thunk it? The song contains such lyrical gems as "You said you played at Reading/ Then you chart at fifty-seven" and "You're off your face like you're number one/ How many tracks have you sold? Mmmmm, none!"

I think its pretty great. Pixel just came round and he thinks its great too. Check out the video AND the lyrics after the jump.

You took some acid back in '99 You said it blew your mind And it helped you write rhymes

So you bought a trilby and a cheap guitar You thought you'd be a star It didn't get you that far

I don't know your name You're just another band with a different game And you're all the same You said you played at Reading Then you chart at fifty-seven

I don't know your name You're just another band with a different game And you're all the same You said you played at Reading Then you chart at fifty-seven, oh

You're off your face like you're number one How many tracks have you sold? Mmmmm, none! Walk round the place like you're number one So why don't you write a tune that we can hum?

Just cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones You've got the Primrose set in your cell phone Don't kid yourself, you're an indie clone We've seen it before, get a sound of your own

Just cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones You've got the Primrose set in your cell phone Don't kid yourself but you're indie phones We've heard it before, get a sound of your own

You only follow Sinatra Cos you, you couldn't get into Rada So let's try a little bit harder Cos you need more than jeans and a parka

You only follow Sinatra Cos you, you couldn't get into Rada So let's try a little bit harder Cos you need more than jeans and a parka

Just cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones You've got the Primrose set in your cell phone Don't kid yourself, you're an indie clone We've seen it before, get a sound of your own

Just cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones You've got the Primrose set in your cell phone Don't kid yourself but you're indie phones We've heard it before, get a sound of your own

You could make history If you just stayed off the whiskey And yeah, you might just look like a rockstar But how much soul did it cost ya, cost ya?

You could make history If you just stayed off the whiskey And yeah, you might just look like a rockstar But how much soul did it cost ya, cost ya?