YES! MERRY HAPPY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! TIS A GTREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE! ALIVE! AND NOT SEAN BEAN IN PRETTY MUCH EVERY THING HE'S DONE! WHEREIN HE ENDS UP DEAD! DEEEEEEAD! DEAD LIKE THE BABY JESUS! AMEN!
I have been working on a new song. I have too many song-based projects on the go at the right now. I must hurry and finish them fast, because I am GOING TO AMERICA in a matter of weeks and I must be prepared in case someone offers me loads of money in return for them, like last time.
Thassright brothers and sisters! I have saved up my $$$s and I have booked my flights! I land in San Francisco on May 17th, the day after my birthday! And I fly out to LA on the 21st! Then I fly back to the UK on the 26th! Then Prometheus comes out! Yesss! What a month!
So holla at me America. I AM COMING.
Poor Sean Bean dying all the time. "I should have known!" cried Meme Hitler, upon learning of Ned Stark's death. "Sean Bean is a two-legged spoiler!"
I wonder what the combined viewership of all those Downfall memes is? Surely a great many times the viewership of Downfall itself. Shit, I haven't seen Downfall and I've seen about 9 Donwnfall memes and I avoid Downfall memes like leprosy.
Apologies. It's just we're a bit Thronesey round here, after Zef's G.O.T.-themed birthday party held at Don Studios on the weekend. It was most joyous. We made a Cake Of Thrones and everything. Zef turned up wielding a vast glass bubble of cider, crest adorned with a Hand Of The King brooch, and I wore a pony tail. Charlotte wore a nice red dress. "I don't have any wench clothes," she complained, bitterly.
We imbibed and played video games on the projector and were merry. Zef is very good at Worms. Apocalypto doesn't get any less intense on repeat viewings. Sonic And Sega All Stars Racing is always thrilling. Hail Fun.
Photos and cake by Charlotte Narkiewicz