OK, you go listen to this sampler of 50s new album, and tell me what that bunch of South Welsh scrotes are doing at the beginning? Has 50 been bumping GLC? Am I in the middle of a very Weird dream again? (This morning I was dreaming I was in some bar with Bashy, and we had no money, but he had really violent minature-hurricane superpowers, and kept smashing opne the bottles of spirits behind the bar. But he wouldnlt stal us a drink. he'd just spaz out every five minutes. I was thirsty an' all.)

My internet is BACK! By the way. It is ace. I missed it. I will miss it when it goes for good. But hell. So what? Nothing lasts forever.

OR SO THEY SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!