Thieving T-Shirts Back In Stock

After a whole lot of messing around, Thieving T Shirts are finally back in stock. If you ordered one already, its on its way.

Whoo! Hoo!

I wasn’t too keen on those Fruit Of The Loom white Ts from last time, so these have been lovingly screen printed on heavier-weight Gildan Ts. I’m looking into some organic shits for the next design. WE SHALL SEE!

They come in Mens S, M, L, XL, and 2XL, and womens L. Ignore the other women’s options cos they are WRONG!

OK! Order ye your Thieving Ts before they sell the hell out!

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Buggering Insects

I am still leaking flourecent boogers, but I have managed to go outside a little. It was Wade’s birthday on Sunday, and I lasted till 12:30! And ate some beef!

Pretty cool.

Last night BJ and I went to an event thrown by my old friend Victor Wynd, at which Goodbye To Berlin author Christopher Isherwood’s biographer, the enviably named Peter Parker spoke about the life and times of his prey. The man spoke for a good hour, but the main lesson of the evening seemed to be about how much Isherwood (and his biographer) enjoyed buggering young (and preferably disadvantaged) boys, and how amusing the audience thought that was.

Oh to be of “good stock”! With money no longer a concern, the human is free to pursue artistic interests and buggery to his heart’s desire.

Yes. BJ somehow lost his wallet on the way out. Well, the wallet turned up after some searching, but minus the wad of money he’d taken out that was to last him the whole coming month. BJ is expecting a baby soon (well, his wife is), so every penny is even more important than it used to be. A very sad thing to see. Hopefully, today, my friend has awoken in this glorious sunshine and thought of all manner of ways to enjoy the month without the aid of money (or buggery).

Good news! My T shirt people finally availed themselves with new screens, after weeks of really rather bungling fuckery, and I am promised T Shirts will “be with you Wednesday”. By “you” they mean “me”, so I shall set the day aside to bag and post your clothing.

Have I shrieked at you about these weaponised insects they’re making at The Pentagon yet?

I quote:

For the past 50 years, work by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) — the Pentagon’s blue skies research outfit — has led to some of the most lethal weaponry in the U.S. arsenal: from Hellfire-missile-equipped Predator drones and stealth fighters and bombers to Tomahawk cruise missiles and Javelin portable “fire and forget” guided missiles. For the last several years, DARPA has funneled significant sums of money into a very different kind of guided missile project, its Hybrid Insect MEMS (HI-MEMS) program. This project is, according to DARPA, “aimed at developing tightly coupled machine-insect interfaces by placing micro-mechanical systems [MEMS] inside the insects during the early stages of metamorphosis.” Put simply, the creation of cyborg insects: part bug, part bot.

Right now, researchers are already growing insects with electronics inside them. They’re creating cyborg moths and flying beetles that can be remotely controlled. One day, the U.S. military may field squadrons of winged insect/machine hybrids with on-board audio, video or chemical sensors. These cyborg insects could conduct surveillance and reconnaissance missions on distant battlefields, in far-off caves, or maybe even in cities closer to home, and transmit detailed data back to their handlers at U.S. military bases.

OK. So. Imagine if, say Iran were developing fuckin’ cyborg fuckin’ wasps. The uproar! Fucking I’d say that was reason enough to nuke them! Jesus! And here’s Uncle Sam playing Dr Frankenstein with buggiewugs, and no one seems even mildly perturbed. Well I am seriously perturbed! Real wasps are bad enough, let alone remote controlled evil US Army Wasps with their stingers dipped in AIDS and mounted with fuckin’ cameras. Christ On A Stick! There isn’t even any kind of pretend medical advantage in this research! It is purely for the purpose of MURKING and SNEAKING and MORE MURKING!

Pretty, PRETTY lame.

The Plot

“If our universe functions associatively - which we might expect, if both it and our consciousness are holographic - then our dwelling upon a subject may be the equivalent of an evocation: a calling forth of information both useful and irrelevant.”
Jeff Wells

Hey yo you good good people. I write to you amidst a fug of smoke from my spot on Upper Clapton Road. I am in The Roof - top floor of the building, I look out of my window and I see the top of stoke Newington stretching out to that goshdang Gherkin that I swear is a missile that will one day take off and blow up the motherlovin’ moon.

My mattress rests on the floor, backed up by its broken bed frame. Everything in this house is falling apart. Jeres’ curtain rail came crashing down the other night, so he’s pinned up a translucent black sheet, giving his room a nice gothic air, and I ripped him off and hung my Spider-man bedspread over the window.

I just mixed the demo of a song called 18, which may or may not be the centrepiece of my second album. The first is sill out there, doing its thing - Oh! What A Glorious retirement Fund shows up on two BBC ads yesterday. Before that second album, I’m gonna hit you off with a bridge - the mixtape will contain ten remastered mixtape classics, and ten new songs, culled from the When We Were Young and LP2 sessions. Maybe some more stuff. I’m getting that together next week. There’ll be a brand new double A side single, and three new videos. Zef’s working on some Thanks For All The AIDS T-Shirts.

I saw The Simpsons movie last night. I laughed the whole way through.

My internet is behaving really oddly right now - I can only get on Gmail, Rigint and XXLmag.com for some reason. Social Networking Groups are a no no. If you have anything to say to me, do it here or by the email.

Really though, you should go read Jeff Wells.

PS - The pictures were taken the good Dr Saam Gabbay, who was in Joshua Tree watching that meteor shower. Saam knows how to go about this business called living.

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He knows what time it is.

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That’s the time. Yeeeeeah.

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In Three Weeks Time…

My debut LP, When We Were Young, comes out in three weeks. This is the sleeve. And below, courtesy of RapMusic.co.uk, is the first review.

GET READY!

Akira The Don- When We Were Young
October 13th, 2006

You may have heard of Akira The Don when he got signed by Interscope and had lots and lots written about him. Or, you’ve took a break from browsing porn and come across his many freely downloadable mix CDs. Well basically, Interscope loved the album he made but weren’t clever or brave enough to release it, so Something In Construction stepped in and here I am, playing the CD with my feet up on a quiet Friday evening. I’ve just read the brilliant comic strip that came with the CD rather than a typically awful press release and I’m up to track seven.

So far it’s been bloody great. ‘Liverpool’ is a story telling number with heavy production whilst ‘Oh! What A Glorious Thing’ (also the lead single) is as good as you get in terms of feel good music. ‘Bankers’ is what PR drips would refer to as Akira’s ‘politically conscious, working class perspective’ number whilst ‘AIDS’ is the best pop song about the disease, ever.

Since tapping away at this, the other songs have played. Yes, I’m a slow typist. ‘London’ is a dark and gripping tune and ‘Back In The Day’ is a sweet slice of memory pie with one killer of a piano based beat. ‘1234567′ is potentially an anthem and ‘Dead Babies’ is of a haunting piano which Akira laces with deep verses that’ll keep you gripped to the end.

‘Hypocrite’ concludes the ‘journeeeey maaaan’ in the same fashion the whole LP is dressed in - one of ripped jeans, tight t-shirts, rugged sneakers and ironed underwear. That’s right, with my great metaphorical skill, I’ve just told you this is a diverse, exciting and unique debut album. Don’t settle for something that’s been done a zillion times before. Buy Akira The Don, on all good stereos soon.

Posted by Tee in Reviews, Albums & EPs.

History.

What would I do without you lot?

“for the record,” writes a person calling themselves “Booty”, via MySpace, who has one friend - which is Tom, freakish grinning friend of all - and no picture, leading me to think he joined just so he could inform my dumb Limey ass: “any form of protest at the presidents address is not allowed, those are simply the rules! sheehan was asked before hand not to protest and she did! she broke the rules, end of story.”

Which is interesting to hear. I don’t like those rules, myself, but hey…

“…she was not the only one removed that night,” continues the letter. “a pro war republican was also asked to leave for wearing a pro war t-shirt!!! explain that one?”

To show no-bias, I would assume. And I wouldn’t call a T-Shirt reading “Support the Troops” a “pro-war” shirt. I would call it, if anything, a pro-troops shirt. Or a pro-persons in danger shirt. Maybe just pro-people. Whatever.

“Both women’s shirts resulted in their owners being ejected from the House chamber before President Bush’s State of the Union address on Tuesday night so basically you have carefully edited the true events, true marxist style, and concocted your own version.”

Oh, were that true! I just hasn’t heard about the “pro-war” shirt. It should also be noted that Cindy, whose shirt read “2,245 Dead. How many more?” was forcibly removed, then arrested. Beverly Young, wife of Republican Rep. Bill Young of Florida, was asked nicely to go outside, and not arrested at all. Whatever, U.S. Capitol Police Chief Terrance Gainer this afternoon said that neither woman should have been removed from the chamber and that, “we made a mistake… just wearing a T-shirt is not unlawful.”

Well, good. Were it, we would be living in Bizzaro world, and I would be called Eustace, or something, surely?

Booty continues:

“so what it be alright if say one night you were djng and i climbed onto your set and blocked the sound system, stopped you from working? that would be ok wouldn’t it? or would you have the burly bouncers remove me so you could continue? if that’s ok, i’ll come to your next show and protest and sit on your booth waving banners, interrupt you, block off the music, you are for freedom of speech yeah?”

Well, Booty, were you to turn up at any of my public engagements, as twere, waving a banner, yes, that would be fine. I am sure it wouldn’t stop me from working. But we are discussing T-Shirts here, aren’t we? You can wear a T-Shirt saying “Akira The Don Fucks Little Kids” for all I care. “Akira The Don Loves The Killers”. Whatever. That’s fine. But, serious, someone wearing a T-Shirt, or even waving a massive banner, is not going to stop Resident Douche from “working”. Even not being voted in didn’t do that. Impeachment wouldn’t. We are dealing with a particularly nasty Hydra here, let us never forget.

But, Booty, do continue!

“as for katrina??? ethnic cleansing? what planet are you on mate, you’ve been smoking too much weed. for your information all those poor blacks that were taken out of new orleans are not living in “concentration” camps but put up in 4-5 star hotels, cheap motels, brand new trailer parks across the USA! they are also given government cheques to support them, they have been provided with free food and clothing etc. your article was racist and uninformed.”

Well, yes, a fair few folks have been doing OK. A friend of mine followed a number of families, who have moved in with others in places as far afield as Georgia, and even New York, and are doing wonderfully, considering. But some 200,000 remain in what are, essentially, camps, and may be until 2010. In these places, the folks have been separated from their spouses, are not allowed to cook for themselves, and are not allowed to leave the premises. You can read an account of one such camp here.

Do go on thought Booty.

“mayor nagin was the one with the ultimate responsibility who could have ordered the evacuation, which he did not do. he had a fleet of hundreds of bright yellow school buses he couldve used but chose not to? he didnt listen to the governments advice nor to local meteorologists to evacuate, but thought that a cat 5 hurricane would not flood “his” city. strangely enough he managed to get his “black ass” straight out of orleans leaving “his” people to the mercy of nature and the looters. Note: the USA is a collection of states, rather like mini countries, the president did not have the executive order to just go in a remove the people (white and black), who were pretty stupid to hang around in the first place whilst a cat 5 hurricane descended on them.”

Well Booty, the Mayor did indeed order an evacuation, which those with the means, mainly white, were able to heed. Those without the means to pack up their houses and flee by car, those without cars, those unable to pay for gas (which had run out due to the scramble anyway), those in hospital, those on drugs, the old, the sick, they couldn’t move, I am afraid. So those people were left to die, by the government. “Hang in there.” That poor Mayor was doing all he could! “The national guard are on their way,” he was promised, but of course that guard took over a week to show, while Bush continued to trot around the country making the case for continued war, and playing guitar in photoshoots.

It wasn’t just that Bush didn’t go in there and drag everybody out. It was that the people of New Orleans, Mississippi, and the surrounding areas, were left to die, for over a week. When the National Guard did show up, they surrounded these places, and refused to let the Red Cross or any provisions at all in, saying they wanted people to leave, and letting in supplies would draw people back.

No water for four days. International aid refused. FEMA denying aid, cutting phone lines. Bush on tour, Cheney on holiday. So, the streets filled with bodies, dropping like flies from the heat, from starvation, from exhaustion. Some, literally, exploded. Popped like over-ripe plums in the midday sun.

“do you know that it wasnt just new orleans that was destroyed?” asks Booty, sadly. “the whole costal areas known as the gulf coast was tragically hit, about the size and mass of the UK was destroyed, can you fathom that? or has the BBC told you what to think? how could one man, a president stop a cat 5 hurricane? evacuate millions of people in a few days.”

Well, here’s the thing, Booty. Everybody knew a hurricane, of horrorful magnitude, was going to hit the Gulf Coast. That was known three weeks prior. It was all over the weather channels, and even on the mainstream news channels, like CNN and Fox. Remember the US response to the Tsunami? Wasn’t it incredible? In there like gangbusters, pow! And beside that, everybody knew those levies were, for want of a better word, rubbish. A report conducted in the sixties predicted the very eventuality that Katrina ushered in. The Bush administration actually took away money that was supposed to be paying for their repair in 2003, to pay for their war in Iraq. You can read a little about it here. Search about, there is a lot more. I haven’t time to do your research for you right now, I am afraid.

“my advice,” concludes Booty: “lay off the ganja, stop watching the BBC news for your daily propaganda and whilst you are in the USA, NYC, travel around a bit, speak to people that were actually in louisana before jumping to idiotic conclusions about genocide and concentration camps, throwing your magazines against the walls etc. next you’ll be saying that the hurricane was created by republicans using some brand new weapons system.”

Well, thanks for your advice Booty. As it is, I very rarely smoke weed these days, as I have too much to do. And I don’t watch the BBC either. I don’t own a TV! If you dig about my archives a bit, you’ll find lots of testimony from people I’ve spoken to, all around America and the world, about these things of which I speak. I talk to all sorts of people, all the time. It’s part of my job you see. And of all the people I have spoken to, who were in New Orleans when that shit went down, not one has a single good thing to say about the Bush Administration, or FEMA. Many have love for their Mayor. Anyway. I wrote a great deal about all this throughout September. All linked and referenced. Well, not all, sometimes, I like, emote. I am allowed. Have a nosey about. And, finally, I have run this before, but one more time:

“Article II: In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

(a) Killing members of the group;
(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

My advice for you Booty? Read lots more. Start with this - it’s short, and funny, you’ll like it. It’s a historical artifact from the time of the horror: “8 Tips On How To Avoid Dealing With The Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Obvious Racial Dimensions of the New Orleans Tragedy, As Taught To Me By Television And The Web In The Last Week”

Oh, and regarding your final point - whilst nobody would ever believe for three seconds that anybody would actually use weather modification technology on people, let alone “their people”, we do know that, well, it exists, and a bill was passed last year making it completely legal for the US military to use it. You can read a little about it here, but I’d suggest you do your own research, and draw your own conclusions.

Peace be with you.

Oh! I nearly forgot. Good news. Mary emailed me the following:

“The religious hatred bill didn’t go through, tony lost by one vote and he couldn’t vote hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”

Read all about it!

“Obey The Rules And We Will Take Good Care Of You”

“A Thousand Kisses Deep is that fundamental intuitive understanding, usually wordless, which is beyond opinion and belief. It is the unspoken conviction that things are unfolding according to a pattern that the intellect or the emotions cannot discern. This conviction is accompanied by a loosening of the unconditional affirmation that an individual entity exists and that it determines its own fate”.
Leonard Cohen, October 2nd 2001

So, the elder Bushes were on Larry King.

Barbara, in a 2003 visit to the show, said, “you can criticize me, but don’t criticize my children and don’t criticize my daughters-in-law and don’t criticize my husband, or you’re dead.” Today?

“So many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, [she chuckled slightly at this point] this is working very well for them.”

“I don’t see those on the roofs complaining,” said Daddy.

Dead eyes do not see.

And where is Dick Cheney? Well, right now we don’t know. One dreads to think. But we do know, that on the 9th, he will be visiting Fort McMurray’s oilsands facilities, ” to discuss energy security”.

Bwa ha ha ha!

I was rather moved by an email I received today. And I have been being moved a lot lately. This. This. Anyway. I, reprint it here:

Hey ATD,
i know you get a million emails all the time, and maybe you remember me, or not.
i am one person in the millions.

let me tell you i’m a very shy person. i communicate best by email and other things like that.
i just got a new job, and it’s been going well. i work at a printer, doing what i went to school to do. I finally got this perfect job, after eight months of unemployment, getting by on my daughter’s support check and the wonderful guy i live with and love.

this job is really important to me. it’s not like i went and got any job, bagging groceries or some shit.

still, why didn’t i say anything when my boss (guy who owns the place) started listening to this really crass republican talk radio show, when he wanted to know what was going on in New Orleans? why didn’t i say anything when he started saying we should leave the ‘thieves’ to drown? why didn’t i say anything when he quipped that “we ought to just bomb the whole place and start over, build a ‘good’ city!”. “it’s one of the poorest cities in America, the dregs of society live there, nothing but poor people - who cares?”

i just wish i could grab you and shake you and keep asking “why?” until it comes to me.

maybe you could shake me back and it would come to me faster.

i think, maybe, next time… i’ll just say the ‘net-radio is distracting me. maybe he’ll turn it off.

thanks for listening,

Kat
New Hampshire USA.

If any of you have friends, family members, or colleagues, that think as does Kat’s boss, please show them this. I beg of you. I do not believe that anyone who has not been rendered dead by those that seek to enslave us can see this and hold those opinions, let alone their tears.

Later, Kat sent me the following story, removed from the Kansascity.com website. (Kansas is home to the school-teaching of “Intelligent Design”, tragically enough)

A lot of stories are being “removed” at the moment.

I cannot imagine why. It seems almost as odd as FEMA cutting people’s emergency communications lines (see yesterday’s post).

Forsooth:

French Quarter Holdouts Create ‘Tribes’
By ALLEN G. BREED, Associated Press Writer

NEW ORLEANS - In the absence of information and outside assistance, groups of rich and poor banded together in the French Quarter, forming “tribes” and dividing up the labor. As some went down to the river to do the wash, others remained behind to protect property. In a bar, a bartender put near-perfect stitches into the torn ear of a robbery victim.

While mold and contagion grew in the muck that engulfed most of the city, something else sprouted in this most decadent of American neighborhoods — humanity.

“Some people became animals,” Vasilioas Tryphonas said Sunday morning as he sipped a hot beer in Johnny White’s Sports Bar on Bourbon Street. “We became more civilized.”

While hundreds of thousands fled the below-sea-level city before the storm, many refused to leave the Vieux Carre, or old quarter. Built on some of the highest ground around and equipped with underground power lines, residents considered it about the safest place to be.

Katrina blew off roof slates and knocked down some already-unstable buildings but otherwise left the 18th and 19th century homes with their trademark iron balconies intact. Even without water and power, most preferred it to the squalor and death in the emergency shelters set up at the Superdome and Convention Center.

But what had at first been a refuge soon became an ornate prison.

Police came through commandeering drivable vehicles and siphoning gas. Officials took over a hotel and ejected the guests.

An officer pumped his shotgun at a group trying to return to their hotel on Chartres Street.

“This is our block,” he said, pointing the gun down a side street. “Go that way.”

Jack Jones, a retired oil rig worker, bought a huge generator and stocked up on gasoline. But after hearing automatic gunfire on the next block one night, he became too afraid to use it — for fear of drawing attention.

Still, he continues to boil his clothes in vinegar and dip water out of neighbors’ pools for toilet flushing and bathing.

“They may have to shoot me to get me out of here,” he said. “I’m much better off here than anyplace they might take me.”

Many in outlying areas consider the Quarter a playground for the rich and complain that the place gets special attention.

Yes, wealthy people feasted on steak and quaffed warm champagne in the days after the storm. But many who stayed behind were the working poor — residents of the cramped spaces above the restaurants and shops.

Tired of waiting for trucks to come with food and water, residents turned to each other.

Johnny White’s is famous for never closing, even during a hurricane. The doors don’t even have locks.

Since the storm, it has become more than a bar. Along with the warm beer and shots, the bartenders passed out scrounged military Meals Ready to Eat and bottled water to the people who drive the mule carts, bus the tables and hawk the T-shirts that keep the Quarter’s economy humming.

“It’s our community center,” said Marcie Ramsey, 33, whom Katrina promoted from graveyard shift bartender to acting manager.

For some, the bar has also become a hospital.

Tryphonas, who restores buildings in the Quarter, left the neighborhood briefly Saturday. Someone hit in the head with a 2-by-4 and stole his last $5.

When Tryphonas showed up at Johnny White’s with his left ear split in two, Joseph Bellomy — a customer pressed into service as a bartender — put a wooden spoon between Tryphonas’ teeth and used a needle and thread to sew it up. Military medics who later looked at Bellomy’s handiwork decided to simply bandage the ear.

“That’s my savior,” Tryphonas said, raising his beer in salute to the former Air Force medical assistant.

A few blocks away, a dozen people in three houses got together and divided the labor. One group went to the Mississippi River to haul water, one cooked, one washed the dishes.

“We’re the tribe of 12,” 76-year-old Carolyn Krack said as she sat on the sidewalk with a cup of coffee, a packet of cigarettes and a box of pralines.

The tribe, whose members included a doctor, a merchant and a store clerk, improvised survival tactics. Krack, for example, brushed her dentures with antibacterial dish soap.

It had been a tribe of 13, but a member died Wednesday of a drug overdose. After some negotiating, the police carried the body out on the trunk of a car.

The neighbors knew the man only as Jersey.

Tribe member Dave Rabalais, a clothing store owner, said he thinks the authorities could restore utilities to the Quarter. But he knows that would only bring “resentment and the riffraff.”

“The French Quarter is the blood line of New Orleans,” he said. “They can’t let anything happen to this.”

On Sunday, the tribe of 12 became a tribe of eight.

Four white tour buses rolled into the Quarter under Humvee escort. National Guardsmen told residents they had one hour to gather their belongings and get a ride out. Four of the tribe members decided to leave.

“Hallelujah!” Teresa Lawson shouted as she dragged her suitcase down the road. “Thank you, Jesus!”

For Mark Rowland, the leaving was bittersweet.

“I’m heart-broken to leave the city that I love,” Rowland said as he sat in the air-conditioned splendor of the bus. “It didn’t have to be this way.”

The article was saved by Kat’s people on “an Ishmael posting forum”.

“Have you ever read Daniel Quinn’s “Ishmael”?” asked Kat.

I have not.

Perhaps I shall.

Today James and I recorded the vocals for Bankers, my song about Those. It will be but a drop of blood in a piss-spoiled ocean. I am just one person in the millions. And so are you. Together we are goliath.

RIP FunkMaster

RIP FunkMaster. It is weird but right that as Rick James’ body was being wept over by his family, I was dancing around Jeff’s apartment to ‘Shake It Up’.

I wrote the following for PlayLouder:

RICK JAMES RIP
The Superfreak Sleeps tonight
09 Aug 2004

Funk punk pioneer, king of soul, slept-on Super Freak and Man Of The People Rick “motherfuckin’” James is dead. Long live Rick James.

He died in his sleep sometime on the morning of Friday, August 6th, around the same time I was dancing around an apartment in Bleecker Street, New York, to a CD of Greatest Hits. Midway trough the collection, it occurred to me how fresh those records sound now, compared to all the rap songs in the nineties that ripped them off, and and all these “new” punkfunk records that have been coming out over the past few years. None of them are fit to sniff Rick’s crotch, even ‘U can’t Touch This’. The only Rick-ripping piece of music fit to share a glass with the mass-ter of The Funk is Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s cover of ‘Cold Blooded’, which Rick is said to believe better than the original. It wasn’t - it was another side of it. The ugly side.

Rick James had a fucked up childhood and a fucked up life, but he made some of the most joyful, and the funkiest music of all time… and he wrote, produced, and performed it all himself, because he was a genius. His bass lines will never be beat, his primal scream never equaled. He made truly universal, genre redefining and defying music, that will live forever.

To me, his single greatest piece if work was 1982’s ‘Throwin’ Down’, which not only has the greatest record cover of all time, but the finest record back too. It is awesome from start to finish. It sounds like the biggest party ever. It is a perfect record.

But then, it’s not like he ever got wack. His last album was amazing. Everything he did, pretty much, even at the height of his coke lunacy, was dope. The tragedy of Rick James is that this should not have been the end. The last fifteen years of his life might have been as nightmarish as the first, but we were about to enter a new golden age of Rick James - he was just about to take over again. A new album in the can, a recently completed autobiography, a movie, tribute album, tour… “I’m Rick James, Bitch!” T-Shirts pepper the landscape, his bass lines squelch out of car windows, kids all over were just starting to realise who their heroes had been stealing from…

Ah, but fuck it. Rick James will, in death, achieve the respect and stature he never got in life. And at least we won’t have to see him sell himself short on reality TV. We can just enjoy what he left us - a legacy of amazing music for us all to enjoy for ever. Ol’ Dirty said it best in ‘95 - Rick James was fresh to death.

Adam Alphabet (I’m Rick James’ bitch)

A public memorial service and viewing will be held from 5-8 PM on Wednesday, August 11, 2004, at Forest Lawn Mortuary, 6300 Forest Lawn Drive, Los Angeles, CA 90068. Check RickJames.com for Rick James radio, a video interview, songs, love, and a lot more.

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