Whether you think they’re vying for position as the CEO of World Slavery Inc, the head position of the entertainment wing of Ye Olde Military Industrial Complex, or you actually think they want to lead their country into a brighter tomorrow (roffle), you must still not be able to watch this crazy bullshit without either

a: weeping

b: bustng a rib

c: dying inside

d: spontaneously combusting

I think I did the whole list, in succession.

“You can call me Hilrod?” “Do you smell what Barack is cookin’?” “McCainiacs?!”

What the fuck is going on people?

Thanks Mark for the heads up.