At the insistence of my manager, the Evil Dr Paul Hitchman, of the Ancient Bavarian Hitchman Clan, I spent a short while this afternoon going through my Goggle Analytics pages, which lead me to a number of startling revelations, amongst them that the whole world and his wife came here on Sunday to find out if Wiley was dead or not (he’s not!), and…

…there’s another Adam Narkiewicz.

Another Adam Narkiewicz! With his own website! Two in one world! Who’d have thunk it?

He knew of me already - he’s linked to this site from his front page, amidst this foreign screed:

Być może trafiłeś(aś) tu w poszukiwaniu walijskiego rapera, który stwierdził, że woli się przedstawiać jako Akira the Don, a nie Adam Narkiewicz. W tym przypadku odsyłam Cię do jego oficjalnej strony internetowej.

I think I really  like this Adam Narkiewicz too.

He is Polish, but has the good grace to translate a small section of his website into English (”the English version of my website does not include some parts of its Polish counterpart because I had no reason to translate them all,” he writes, matter of factly). Evidently a considerate, and well reasoned individual.

But who is this other Adam Narkiewicz?

“My name is Adam Narkiewicz,” he writes, as proudly as the bearer of so noble a name might. “At present, I am a student of Warsaw School of Economics and Warsaw University. Furthermore, I enjoy informatics and always try to understand how the surrounding reality works.”

Cot dang! That’s what I do!

Wow!

Understanding how the surrounding realty works is evidently so important a task the universe deemed it necassary to put two of us down here, linked by one glorious name, to do that good work. At last I know my place in things!

So I thank you, other Adam. You have helped to reaffirm my existence, and its realitive import. From this day forth I stride forward with a refreshed sense of purpose. Nothing shall get me down now. Just knowing there’s another Adam Narkiewicz out there is enough.

(Anyone read that American Splendour strip about this stuff? Pre-internet, phonebook stuff. Amazing.)

I just got this email off my ole buddy Danny Saber:

adam

i showed alice the clones video and gave him a copy of your record today

he really liked it

thought you would like to know

You get that? ALICE COOPER! How dope is that?!?!?! I have been listening to Alice Cooper since I was a little boy. Booya!

So. Saw The Indelicates last night. They were really really grayte! They played Heroin right at the end, it was brilliant. Heroin’s the one that goes:

“My heroine’s on heroin
not bad heroin
the good heroin
that rock stars take
and heals the ache
of the pain she’s in”

Then it goes fucking Meatloaf megamassive:

“This must be Zion
They promised us Zion!”

Bastards.

There is a very funny interview with Simon Indelicate here.

Sample bit:

What is your opinion of swans?

They’re cunts. Coming over here, taking our jobs.

LOL! Afterwards my little brother’s boss bought us all fucking tons of drinks (cheers!) so today I feel like the inside of that woman from The Gossip’s ass. However! I might have scored me a new rhythm section. “The new Sly and Robbie” they call themselves. They are in a very good band. Guess who they are?