I have a gig in Chester tonight. James Harrison, Narstie and Littles are coming too.
“The incredible Akira the Don will blow minds and burn soles at Telfords Warehouse in Chester, *THIS* Friday night,” says Dr Adam Of Walton, whose night it happens to be. “So, join us for a night of eclecticity and not-to-be-missed entertainment at Telfords Warehouse, Chester on Friday 20th June 2008 from 8pm - 2am. *FREE* before 9pm & £4 afterwards.”
Are you fed up of getting ripped off by bumholes like British Gas making you ring ridonculously expensive phone lines all the time??????
So are Narstie, me and Littles!
Shit, who ISN‘T, apart from rich folks, and who gives a crap what they think anyway?
Poor > Rich.
Fact.
Anyway. All those 08 whatever numbers your broadband supplier and your electric company and the council or whatever make your ring, they cake up like Kippling off of those things, leaving YOU with a crazy phone bill and not enough money to go to the cinema. Well screw that for a game of Twister!
My Ma just put me onto this excellent website called Say No To 0870 Dot Com. Turns out, all those people giving you 08 whatever numbers, they got regular landlines too. And this website has those numbers! So next time Virgin start throttling your broadband, don’t give them 25p a minute to sit on hold for half an hour waiting for them to lie and say there’s no problem! Go to Say No To 0870 Dot Com! Stick it to the man!
These pictures, by the way, are from that Karaoke thing lats week, I just got sent them, I think they are beautiful. Look how happy Pix is!
Speaking of Pix, his mixtape is nearly done and its ACE on STILTS.
Narstie is some kind of a comedy genius. But I think the Narstie/Shizzio double act has legs like Kim BAssinger. D’you see the bit where Shiz scratches his head on some total Laurel And Hardy shit? I’m so pitching a show to MTV.
Yes indeed.
So. Help me out here. I am kind of bummed out about how crappy youtube makes everything look. I’ve tried various methods of youtube maximation when rendering, but to no avail. Should I be trying one of these other things, like Kyte or whatever its called? Anyone know anything?
EDIT:
OK, so I tried a few things, to little success, then I found a good one: blip.tv. Check that shit out and compare it to the Youtube. Much better right?