AWWWW!

Notice how there’s no emo MODOK.

You can buy a print of this if you like. Want.

Spotted at That Comics Alliance.

This is so ace. Lioness needs to drop SONGS already dammit, she’s too good to be spitting on the sidelines.

Rah, is Lioness Bearman’s sister? I dunno why I think that. But I do. And where the hell is Bearman anyway?

Rest In Peace to the Black Frank White. I’m posting this because I love the song, this is some amazing footage of a moment in history… and because Biggie said Method outrapped him on this song. Biggie was a dude like that.

Aw hell. Here’s the studio version.

That is a question I have been asking myself, as every time I look at Twitter I see my old pal Bizzle practically foaming at the mouth over some “catting” that N Dubz, and Tulsa in particular, have done to him.

Well, now I know, because Joey told me. With the video above. I think this case is cut and dried, and Bizzle is right: He should never sing again!

ROLFCOPETER ON A DINOSAUR! Only joking Bizzlor.  What it is, is Bizzle sent Tulisa from N Dubz a demo of a song, which sounds deeply similar to their recent hit, I Need You. Anyway, N Dubz have responded, claiming they finished recording their song two  months before Bizzle sent them his demo.

“Man don’t need to cat tunes off you rudeboy,” spits the one who’s name I can’t remember, looking deeply hurt. “Man write hits.” He then goes on to insinuate that Bizzle is looking to cash in on the Camden trio’s success.

Bizzle responds by pointing out how big his house is. “Check the TV though, dunn know. BAM!” He then instructs N Dubz not to “gass the people” by showing files called “rough mix”. “That don’t prove nothing!” he barks, pointedly, and proceeds to show an email in which Tulisa appears to like his demo, suggesting extra vocal parts that could “spice it up”. No embedding of the video is allowed, however, and comments are disabled. Dude, internets don’t like that ish!

“Look at this table! This is Italian glass table fam!” he concludes, with a flourish.

Then DAPPY gets involved! UH OH! He’s coming at your ass with METADATA!

We proceed to get a lengthy lecture on the content of N Dubz’ metadata.

(Also, I learn from this video N Dubz use SOUNDFORGE! Snap!)

“Where can you modify the date?” gibbers Dappy, excitedly. “It’s impossible bruv! It’s impossible!”

Bizzle responds by pointing out that a person could show a file and play a different song. DUH! However, he has blocked his video from being embedded. AND disabled comments. Again. This won’t help His cause, and might give the WRONG IMPRESSION. But I understand. N Dubz stans go hard on the internets, real talk. Those little buggers could swarm a man’s site and merk that thing into tiny dead pieces. BAM! I still get about a hundred hits a day from people seaching “Tulisa swine flu” and “dappy hat”. TRUE TALK.

“Man’s not 12 years old fam,” notes Bizzle, sternly.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!?!

EDIT: Bizzle just hit me up to let me know he’s sorted the Embedding issue. Cheers Biz!

In The Great Land of Amercanananananana, people celebrate the death and subsequent resurrection of Our Lord Jesus “Iesu Grsit” Christ by dressing up in giant bunny costumes and sitting children on their knees in shopping centres as if they were Santa or something. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. Anyway, there’s a whole website full of photos of this fuckery here. GET IN AND CRY.

I have no idea why Amazon sent me an email about this today, but they did. What use have with a cat repeller? In fact, who on earth needs a device to repel cats? Let’s look at the blurb:

Protect your garden habitat with the Big Cheese Cat repeller.

There are 9 million cats in the UK. The mammal society says cats kill around 275 million prey items a year, including 55 million birds. Voles and other small mammals make up much of the remainder.

The Sonic Cat Repeller will help protect your garden habitat and encourage wildlife and birds back into it. The Sonic Cat Repeller incorporates a sophisticated PIR (Passive Infra Red) detection system, which constantly monitors a fan shaped area of a 98 degrees arc up to a distance of 12 metres. The protected area is over 120sq. meters of unobstructed space. The Sonic Cat Repeller detects animals moving into this area and triggers a burst of continuously variable ultrasound, which sweeps a frequency range of 18,000Hz, 24,000 Hz to repel them.

OOOOH! Now I understand. Cat’s are like Venom. PYEEEWM! TAKE THAT BIRD MUNCHER! HA!

Swear down, I welled up watching these. Jack Kirby’s work fills my heart fit to burst, but seeing him speak about it makes me want to bawl my eyeballs out like a fat baby. I have no idea why, and must go and have a lie down and a ponder. Enjoy.

If it doesn’t exist already, it will.

Mark Almond is ALWAYS on point. Damnation! Remember that album of Russian songs he did, Heart on Snow? That was my join right there. This is from Treasure Box, I need to check that ish.

Spotted at Dangerous Minds.