Zef is introducing me to this. It is ace. We are listening to it as we work. We multi task. We are ace. Hail us!

Thanks.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Shout out Bruno Mars, good writey skills.

This is a new Batman toy that comes with kids’ “Happy Meals” in McDonalds. It is a thing of great joy and wonder, and also seems to be some kind of protest at global hegemony or something. AMAZOR. On STILTS.

I believe this is a US only thing. If anyone sees one of these could they get it for me please? PLEASE?

Via Bleeding Cool.

So, I was listening to GTA Radio off of my X Box all morning, as my computer was busy recording the Doncast in real time, due to corruption in Ustrema’s flv download process. Anyway, I am glad, cos GTA Radio is better than most regular radio, and this joint kept coming on. I aint herad this for a year or so, and it STILL makes me wanna run outside and shoot a policeman, so that makes it a CLASSIC in my book.

“I AINT GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!”

From Ye BeeBeeCee:

There is no place for God in theories on the creation of the Universe, Professor Stephen Hawking has said.

He had previously argued belief in a creator was not incompatible with science but in a new book, he concludes the Big Bang was an inevitable consequence of the laws of physics.

The Grand Design, part serialised in the Times, says there is no need to invoke God to set the Universe going.

“Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something,” he concluded.

‘Planetary conditions’

In his new book, an extract of which appears in the Times, Britain’s most famous physicist sets out to contest Sir Isaac Newton’s belief that the universe must have been designed by God as it could not have sprung out of chaos.

Citing the 1992 discovery of a planet orbiting a star other than our Sun, he said: “That makes the coincidences of our planetary conditions – the single Sun, the lucky combination of Earth-Sun distance and solar mass – far less remarkable, and far less compelling as evidence that the Earth was carefully designed just to please us human beings.”

He adds: “Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing.

“Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist.

“It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going.”

The book was co-written by US physicist Leonard Mlodinow and is published on 9 September.

In his 1988 bestseller, A Brief History of Time, Prof Hawking appeared to accept the role of God in the creation of the Universe.

“If we discover a complete theory, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason – for then we should know the mind of God,” he said.

Who the hell gets up half an hour early so they can watch Dragon’s Den before work? My little brother Zef, that’s who.

Who tweets about it? Me.

Who sends me Cassetteboy VS Dragon’s Den in response? Kworocker. Props!

Twitter is all ablaze with stuff from that rotten mass murdering wound-faced jug-eared twat of a former Prime Minister’s autobiography today. Probably most disturbing are the following extracts, liberated by The Spectator, in which the creep details some fleshy encounters with lady folks.

CHERIE: “I DEVOURED HER LOVE”

“…that night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me; made me feel that I was about to do was right … On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities.”

This sounds like David Icke’s descriptions of inter dimensional lizard vampires that feed on human fear, and will no doubt be wheeled out at his next seminar as some kind of proof.

ANJI HUNTER: “SEXY – WITH DEVASTATING EFFECT”

“Anji was my best friend. We had known each other since the age of 16 when I had tried climbing inside her sleeping bag at a party in the North-West of Scotland (without success!).

She had looked after me at university, turned up in my life again when I was an MP and had been with me ever since. She was sexy and exuberant and used both attributes to devastating effect.”

Grove.

FIRST LOVE: PUMPING

“We met [Tony and Gordon meet in a variety of clandestine destinations while carving up the Labour leadership in the mid-1990s] in the flat owned by the parents of my old girlfriend and first love, Amanda Mackenzie Stuart … And I loved the romance of meeting at Amanda’s. You know the first person you ever fall in love with; you know the incredible outpouring of desire, the overwhelming sense of something unique, inexpressible, inexplicable and even at points incomprehensible, but so thrilling, uplifting, your heart pumping and soaring? I was eighteen, in my last year of Fettes. She was the only girl at the school – the first, the experiment, and so chosen because she was the daughter of the chairman of the governors… I wasn’t afraid there, and somehow in some slightly odd way, in Amanda’s home, surrounded by evidence of her presence, I felt a confidence about the task in hand…”

More emotional vampire evidence. Someone stick a stake in this prick. He’s done.

The righteous homie Polar rides the night bus, thinking about beans. Powerful shit, as ALWAYS.

Damn right, “shame”, this is foul. Who said bromance was dead? Me. This is creepy, begrudging bromance, the sound of a crushed spirit being raped by a smug pasty fat lad called Gary. Shame on you Robbie! What happened to you?