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Holiday Is Over. CAPTION CONTEST!

Oh my days! So, I just got back from a wonderful break in Malta with my girl and her step-dad and her Mam (who you can see taking a photo above), excited as heck to show off my tan, and the UK’s only in the in the midst of a bloody HEATWAVE of BIBLICAL proportions! Tarnation!

Anyway, I have returned not only to the aforementioned heatwave, but to an inbox so fearsome it makes my very blood curdle. Therefore I declare this a

CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and hand the floor over to you. As usual, leave your hilarious/sad/mental/weird captions in the comments section. A minor celebrity shall assist with the judging and the prize. GO GO GO!

— Monday, May 24th, 2010

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  • Jonzee

    Akira the Wall creeps up unnoticed on yet another victim.

  • Melo

    Moss grows fat on a rolling stone.

    THAT IS A REALLY SHORT WALL HE'S NOT EVEN ON TIPPEE TOES U GUYZ

    ATD. On the ledge of UK Hip Hop.

    Akira the Don cleverly escapes another fangirl.

    Be on the lookout for the PHOTOBOMBER. Sunglasses, Facial Hair, Hoodi- oh wait.

  • http://brightbeehive.com Cormac Heron

    Lady misses photographic opportunity of rare head-growing tree.

  • http://www.twitter.com/RealZionKid ZionKid

    I really hope she doesn't notice me taking a leak here…

    The bloods street gang have photographers now?

    I went all the way to malta and this crazy bitch is still stalking me… No not the one in the picture stupids… the one taking it…

  • http://www.gamingeon.com EyesofNova

    Oh yeah, take dat photo. Just like dat. Its ok, its ok! Oh yeah, your style is so sloppy!

  • http://rbexperiment.tk/ Eric

    DAT ASS

    Watch out, old lady! That wall ate ATD, and it'll eat you too!

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheCrackedActor Monte

    Unused to the dangers of travel, the unsuspecting woman never noticed the rare Maltese Head crawling towards her, its Thing-like pseudopod hidden cleverly from view.

  • da prime minster

    Akira the don searching for captions all over the world in his new fancy sunglasses disguise, we see him now searching from his mobile moving castle he steers with his chin, technology even japan doesn't have yet!

  • Avexo

    ATD is Bricking himself after seeing yet more paparatzi.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Tobuji830 Tobuji

    CRIKEY! look at this over here, we have a RARE akira, which belongs to the don family. if you come over here, you can see his camoflauge as he hinds along this wall, waiting to attack his un-suspecting prey, an elderly, old woman. *R.I.P. Steve Irwin*

  • Akira The Don

    She's not elderly!

    Very good so far anyway. Carry on.

  • Charlie

    Akira the Don's new long awaited Alfred Hitchcock-esque movie! Coming soon!

  • http://www.socialfist.com Koltreg

    The Malta Vacat-olution was a resounding failure.

    Sadly, the Knights of Malta were prepared.

    *insert pun about Malta-d milk balls.*

  • James Lillin

    Now, as I was saying I got friends who made their careers off of pulling rich ladies, while they was pulling beers.

  • Precaution

    This just in, Stalking still creepy!

    Yet again the elusive Don eludes our explorer, yet her secret plan to coax him from hiding with music and promises of peanuts appears to work…

    "Does she know there's a gecko on her back?"

  • http://coinduvin.blogspot.com alexandervelky

    Not pictured: stepladder.

  • Nikita

    I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning With ….. A

  • http://soundcloud.com/diverseconcepts Dai Verse

    Banksy, finally caught!

    • http://soundcloud.com/diverseconcepts Dai Verse

      Don Doing his amazing Ben ( from Fantastic 4 ) impression!

  • Karl

    Akira's sneaky piss was not as sneaky as he'd hoped.

    Malta has outbreak of headcrabs!

    All in all your just another dick(head) on a wall.

    Peekaboo!

  • Karl

    When the Maltese President said that he'd heard some of Akira's music and that he'd like to put him up on his "Rock Wall" this wasn't quite what Akira had in mind!

  • http://www.johnnynothing.com Johnny Nothing

    HIM: Look, ma, no hands… er, no arms, no body, no legs…
    HER: Okay, now make the wall disappear.

  • silentbob69

    I want ya…boomin' granny

  • James W. Lehr

    "Oh come on Akira. I promise it's only a camera. I'll even take a picture of that siamese hula-hooper on stilts over there to prove it."

    "You can't fool me, I see that bandana. I WON'T JOIN!!!"

    "Not even as a sub-member?"

    *Akira peeks his head over the wall and states with a silly grin, "Perks?"

    "Yeah plenty"

    * Akira bolts from his hiding place shouting, "Never!! Leave me alone I'm trying to relax." *Jumps into a nearby empty cab, making a grand escape, laughing at the camera-persons poor attempt at recruitment.

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53854969 Raydome

    The all new ATD portable holiday head, buy one now, and make your holiday Dontastic

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53854969 Raydome

    Behold, proof of Henry the eights 7 wife.

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53854969 Raydome

    AKIRA! That's not a urinal !!!

  • Cogstar
  • Raydome

    PAH! I can see LCD sound system form up here!

  • Raydome

    A head above the rest!

  • Raydome

    Just another brick in the wall

  • Raydome

    Shortly after hiding from this camera woman, Akira the Don wrote Be Brave.

  • ken wilkinson

    "Put your trousers back on love,when I said lets have a Flash I meant on the camera."