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LISTEN: Eminem – Despicable “Freestyle”

STREAM: Eminem – Despicable Freestyle

Someone needs to come up with a word for these versions of other people’s songs that don’t have choruses but are certianly not made up off the top of their heads, or kicked in one take.

ANYWAY!

Em goes in superfast and aggressive over Drake’s Over and Lloyd Banks’ Beamer Benz or Bentley.

And the internets goes nuts.

Recovery might be listenable after all!

BLAAAAAAARP!

Have at ye lyrics, transcribed by Stan!

I come around like what goes around
What goes up must come down, anyone who comes up must go down
Might aswell go for the gusto now
Better not let up, better not let them breathe
Last shot, give it all you got
Try to turn me down bitch, get fucked with a volume knob
Fuck all you snobs, hoes now i hope all you rot
2 bottles of lupiderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought
And you want a Ménage à trois you twats
Fuck that i’d rather turn this club to a ballroom brawl
Get rowdy as roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
Like a leaf stuck in a vacuum ya’ll
ain’t nuttin but a whole lotta suckin’ going on in rap
Yeah but I’m home, back for the bone, back in the zone
leave him alone you don’t wanna go eggin him on
It’ll never be my chair that you own
crown so tight that it cuts all circulation
no air to the brain no oxygen other words it’s no air to the throne
When i die so does hip-hop
hitchcock did a shit bitch ass doc got his zip locked in a bag
you fags ain’t been able to fade me since kid rock had a hi-top
keep bloggin while i’m mind boggling i zone like im in the twilight dog
get off my bone, this is my mic dog and i like hoggin it
flow so wet ima take this beat tabboggoning, im water loggin it, im soggin it
pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
suplexing it on cement like im on some straight outta compton shit
take this dick and chomp on it, im so bad i could bitch slap a back handed compliment
jackass, eat a donkey dick, the game i just about conquered it
like donkey kong, im bonkers bitch im the king of this honkey shit
i reign supreme in this honkey shit
no screaming and arguing makes no difference whether a benz or a bentley or a beamer’s the car you in
you think you ball well i bomb it, i throw up bombs when i vomit
i throw down in the kitchen might hit your mum with my omlete
but you got egg on your face, now watch me drop it atomic
i should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze bitch
im as bat shit as ozzy it’s obvious you can tell right off the bat
no pun intended but come any closer i’ll bite off your head
trying to give me the finger’s like giving a spider the web
I’m just gonna spin it and use it to my advantage
i catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food
i give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude
Guess I just do what you can’t do, i make you look stupid and bamboozled
confused as usual and you can ripped she can open a can too
you better hope you can handle the heat or stay the fuck outta hells kitchen
i came to cock block like a square, fucking male chicken?
Yeah, it’s shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
Im as despicable as daffy duck when im spittin’

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

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  • tbonez

    if its a freestyle how come his vocals are doubled?

  • Trillin

    Shit…He's still got it.

    DAT FLOW

  • rayray

    MERCD

  • http://www.luobomi.com 萝卜蜜

    so high~~~~~~

  • jack

    Daaaaaamn. Em still got the rhyming talent, but he’s not gonna get big again with shit like this. he needs something that speaks to everyone, this is just the same old horseshit raps producing these days

  • Tucci999

    Its freestyle as in the style, its rough and uncut, and non mastered, when recording in a studio you play with volumes and settings and stuff like that. Where here he had a beat and a mic, sure he thought up the lyrics prior to recording but you can tell its unpolished. thus IMO its freestyle.

  • ry

    Freestyle doesn't mean that its spit the very first time he hears a song, it just means there was no writing process involved….

  • Booom

    That line

    i came to cock block like a square, fucking male chicken?

    Makes sense, why the'?'… Cock Block=Chicken Square.

  • TIP26

    That was fucking incredible…

  • http://www.musicbyday.com Marvin

    good times. i especially enjoyed the last 3rd or so… itd be good if he came out with an anti teabagger rap…

  • Detroit Dan

    WOOOOOO Get off that shit, Detroit represent!

  • king

    dat is the hottest freestyle i have heard in a while

  • baculum

    A couple corrections… "no screaming and arguing" should be "no sense screaming and arguing" and "ball well i bomb it," should be "ball well i palm it."

  • Sam U L

    I dont think its actually a freestyle. Theyve just called it that because it doesnt follow the normal layout of a song with a chorus-verse-chorus etc. And theres no way he could have though that whole thing up on the spot so it definately isnt a freestyle

  • Blog

    This isn't a freestyle, its off one of his tracks and its respat over another beat.

  • bret

    incorrect, a real freestyle is off the top of the head. this was not a freestyle. He clearly conceived these lyrics prior to recording. Its still dope obviously, but not a freestyle.

  • Ann Onymous

    Are you retarded? Give the man some credit here…one of the greatest rappers ever to live can't come up with 2 minutes of originality off the top of the dome? Nice chime-in whitey, go back to reading your southern living magazine.

  • shade t beast

    dude ur a fucking retard eminem is one of the greatest fucking rappers out there if not the greatest im the songs only twominuts long hes come up with five minut long freestyles in his life now granted when he first came back he was off track but m is finally back andmakeing some good ass shit so stop being such a dumbass :rolleyeyes:

  • http://donovanh.com donovan

    it would also be good if he keeps doing his own thing and people actually took time to understand the things they talk about and stop listening to media talking heads…

  • Nocenti Duro

    eM's good n all but he's way overrated if everyone is saying he's greatest. Def Top 25 emcees tho not better than Kane, KRS, Rakim, Cube, Punisher, Big L, Lupe, Pac Biggie et al imo…

  • kidcud

    also
    back in the zone “leave” him alone should be “let” him alone and other words “it’s” no air to the throne should be “there’s” no air.

  • Honey

    he is so amazing i love him he is so sick with is flowin

  • connor

    em is probly the best rapper alive, and the fact that he is white is even better because he is better than all of the black rappers, this was a freestyle, just because he thought of the lyrics prior to this doesnt mean its not a freestyle dumb fucks, there is no editing or nothing, jsut a mic and a beat thats all he was given and so it was truly a freestlye >:(

  • race doesn’t mean shit in rap

    the word you’re looking for is cypher

  • Rothchildkid
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