CAPTION CONTEST!
Lady Charlotte Whewell took some photos of me out in Victoria Park last weekend. I just had to send some over to the good people at Sun On The Sand, and I was uploading them to my Flickr, when the one you can see up there struck me as being a thing of great wonder, that was in desperate need of a fitting caption.
So, have at ye: Caption Contest! Leave your caption in the comments. The best one will be decided by a crack team of experts, including ME, Blonde Jeremy, and Charlotte Whewell.
Winner gets a homemade copy of ATD20 on CD. Made at home! With a printer! And some glue! And some pens! Whoo!
We’ll be deciding the name of the cartoon strip on Wednesday, by the way, during the All New Weekly Doncast, from 5pm GMT.
Have you in the Blob Blog watching Bill O’Reilley and Jon Stewart, by the way? Get in there! And if your appetite for Yank Politic Sensationalism has been whetted, they got a decent photo of Sarah Palin’s crib notes on her palm. I did that at the Gonzales gig, you know. That’s why I didn’t wear the white Gloves he gave me. Truefax. I ain’t ashamed.
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Tags: Akira, akira the don, akirathe don, caption contest, charlotte whewell, flickr, photo, sun on the sand






“Cameron’s new poster image fails to convince focus groups”
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Jonzee reply on February 7th, 2010 11:03 pm:
Haha, I was going to mention something about airbrushing, but was too slow.
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February 7th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Heeeere’s Johnny.
The face of ArmagedDon.
You too could have a millionaire smile, just use new SterraDon.
News just in! Akira to play Sabretooth in Wolverine sequel.
Seth Bullock returns in Donwood.
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February 7th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
“I SEH WAT U DID THAR!”
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February 7th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
And I.. jizzed in my pants.
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February 7th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
“Now, I have a serious question to ask: would you like, to see some puppies?”
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February 7th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
ive been every where ask yo mutha!
yeah thats right we did the nasty why do you think you look like a DON!?
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February 7th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
you want to buy some security!?
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February 7th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
The stress of undertaking the massive feat of writing a comic everyday and producing a mixtape every month for a year subsequently sent the DON insane.
ALSO
I highly recommend getting some security/ I guess YOU need some security now!
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February 7th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
BUTTSEX – It’s awesome!
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:39 am
HEY LADIES
Pearly Whites
IN UR TAPES/EATING UR BEATS
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February 8th, 2010 at 3:59 am
Come To Daddy!
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February 8th, 2010 at 6:48 am
ATD security! when they steal your shit, they see this face
Crack… its a lucrative business
“Sanity is not statistical.”
- George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 9
Come and get one in the yarble
404 the mind you are looking for is lost and can not be found
ATD it gives you wings
This is your brain on Don
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February 8th, 2010 at 7:51 am
RAGE at 100%
A day in the life of Akira
Hey kids you want some candy
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February 8th, 2010 at 7:57 am
Why do i have the suddon urge to steal that tv and put it in my apartment…
OR
U LOST THE GAME. hee hee!
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:35 am
You’ve got to pick a pocket or two boys………..You’ve got to pick a pocket or two.
I’ll get you Penelope Pitstop.
Adam awoke to find he had become a character from a Final Fantasy cutscene.
Go on…I double dare you to say my new album isn’t 10 out of 10 mothafucka.
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:14 am
i Am Not Sane Yeah!
Do I have something in my teeth?
Fuck Batman, I’m The Joker HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ATD auditions to replace Heath Ledger as the new Joker.
GumDon Wing
My forehead may be turning into the McDonald arches, but at least it’s smooth as silk.
3 pints and a prostitute later…….
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February 8th, 2010 at 10:06 am
I AM NOT A TROLL….!!!!!
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February 8th, 2010 at 10:22 am
I am the God of hellfire and I bring you…..Security
Buy ATD20 My Preciousssssss.
Akira was pissed that the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang sequel fell through.
Look into my eyes , not around the eyes, into the eyes..
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February 8th, 2010 at 10:29 am
This is what happens when you try to create a server! Stupid f**king computers! Adobe & Ustream are f**ked, I’m coming for you, and when I find you I’m going to headbutt you through your smarmy computer screens! This is what hapens when you f**k a stranger in the ass, do you see whay happens Adobe and Ustream, DO YOU SEE!
Akira never recovered from the great computer crash of 2010, he will be missed.
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February 8th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Aphex Don – Window Licker
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February 8th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Frankly the Doctor was getting sick of the same actor returning as the Master.
The pixie that lived in Akiras mouth had done a wonderful job on his teeth.
Suddenly she realised why she was the only one to respond to his profile on Match.com.
I’m your blind date!
He was told that the country air would put hairs on his chest but it no one said how painful this would be.
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February 8th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Ladies & Gentlemen we are gloating through space
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Raydome was left in doubt of his fathers faithfulness after he saw that ATD and his father pulled the same face when they were thinking :S
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Peroxide bleach – Seven quid
Facial hair grooming – Twenty minutes
Air brushing – One hour
Smile that screams “Your ass is my oyster” – Priceless
For everything else, theres Akira the Don
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February 8th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
His skin began to whiten, a goulish grin appeared and he started laughing, Akira had fallen victim to Joker Venom!
ATD, secured by Joker Venom.
Talk to FRANK
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February 8th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
look ma, no fillings, or whitening toothpaste
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February 8th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Anyone got any Mandies?
Akira The Don says ‘Drugs! Don’t Do It!’
Where was your mind when you needed it most.
Universal plans horror reboot – Dr Adam & Mr Don.
Don for Comedian in Watchmen 2!
Is this really me?
Adam to play Bob in Twin Peaks remake.
The many faces of a rapologist.
A man with a mission.
It’s all gravy.
Hidin’ behind my smile.
Bad Trip in Victoria Park.
I am a living sickness.
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February 8th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
The Don will see you now.
An offer you can’t refuse.
‘Urry up I can’t hold this for much longer.
THis CGI is awesome….You look almost human.
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February 8th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
The Last thing The Anti-Christ saw.
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February 8th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
News just in. This is the man believed to have gunned down the entire writing staff on the NME after they give his album 9.5 out of 10. The man was seen running away shouting RAH! nine and a fuckin’ half! . Police say if spotted the public should not approach him as he is extremely dangerous.
Smile…though your heart is breaking.
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February 8th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
The first recorded instance of an autotuned face
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February 8th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
“Ok, ok, so smile…smile…Uhhh, lips go up like this right? Yea yea yea, and uhh, show teeth! BAM, I think I got this! Yea, yeaa.. WAIT! Ahhh, the eyes!! What do I do?! What do I do?! Hmmm… frown! Yes, you can never go wrong with a frown! And look sideways… BOOM! MAGIC. Alriight, yeaaaa! This is definitely goin on next year’s Christmas cards. Maybe I can do a caption contest with this?”
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February 8th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
“I COULD CUT YOU WITH THIS BEARD!”
“Dimples, I have them.”
“Sheeeeeaaaaaaat!”
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
“i done a poo. in your house. but i’m not going to tell you where…”
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Sabretooth after the dental surgery.
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February 8th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Suicide Blonde
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February 8th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
AAAAHHHHH OOOOOOOOHHHH!!! Werewolves of london!!!
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February 9th, 2010 at 1:17 am
I love hate and hate everything else….EXCEPT JAM!!!!!
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February 9th, 2010 at 3:51 am